Thursday 1 December 2011

RYAN BABEL VS SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

Yes, You read that correctly. Former Liverpool player, Ryan Babel threw a party for some kids (not online, but in real life) and hired someone to play the famous cartoon character.
Only the Dutchman himself can tell the tale of what transpired.


" If you invite a character to a kids Bday Party you wanna c that character BE that character "
Ryan Babel

" Spongebob was takin his helmet off & was smoking a cigarette in front of the kids "
Ryan Babel

" Spongebob don't take his face off on tv & a show a black face underneath it "
Ryan Babel


" So i got mad at Spongebob in front of the kids & when i get mad i get loud i get rude "
Ryan Babel


I was like : " Spongebob.. Put your mutha helmet on & put the got damn cigarettes off.."
Ryan Babel

" You can't smoke in front of the kids man are you crazy ? "
Ryan Babel

“Here is the thing that made it bad, nobody told me that spongebob was fresh outta jail"
Ryan Babel

Here is when i find out,he was like : " EYY MAN.. EFF YOU & THESE UGLY ASS KIDS.. I JUST GOT OUT & IM HERE 2 GET PAID..."
Ryan Babel

“I'm such a sissy that when i heard " Jail " my whole attitude changed
Ryan Babel


As soon as i heard jail i said " Noo noo ur not listening, i didn't said u CAN'T smoke i just said don't blow it in their faces "
Ryan Babel

" Thats all im sayin Spongebob i mean blow the smoke up or something smoke.. but just give the kids a chance 2 not have cancer thats it "
Ryan Babel


" I get it you're stressed out man, you just got outta jail i mean pff c'mon i smoke one with ya "
Ryan Babel


#KevinHart - Laugh at my pain !
Ryan Babel

In real life Babel often looked like he could be a world class player but never really made the grade.
When he couldn't make the team, he would moan and groan about it.
When the going got tough, he never looked like he wanted to be there.
I for one am glad Babel is not playing for Liverpool FC anymore.
Can you see a pattern in the conversation above?


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