Real Madrid have signed James Rodriguez from Monaco for £60 million.
Now considering that Liverpool have just sold Suarez for £75 million to Barca -
we wonder if this is just another game of one upsmanship from Real Madrid.
Our secret source, Moe from the Simpsons ... can confirm this.
From what we know - it would have been £20 million less were it not for the fact that James came together with his grasshopper.
See below.
Can't see the grasshopper?
There you go...
Now we'll see if Suarez has any comments ...
Nope. I guess that'all folks!
