Monday, 4 February 2013

THE FRENCH ARE TOAST OF NEWCASTLE


Breaking News
Newcastle have signed so many French players, that they have decided to unveil their new club logo today. It appears that this move was designed to make their French players feel at home.





















Personally I think that the logo shown below would have been much better but what do I know?



























Nouveau Chateau means New Castle in French.

Manager Alan Pardew has also decided to change his name to Alain Pardou after his players kept mispronouncing his name over and over again.

Anyways, if Newcastle keep on playing champagne football, then good for them!

Until next time,
Au revoir!




Monday, 21 January 2013

LES MISERABLES

Now I know the real reason why Fernando Torres has not been scoring many goals for Chelsea.

He's been taking singing lessons!

For what?

For Les Miserables!

Fernando Torres in Les Miserables


Not convinced? 
Take a look from another angle.

Don't worry dear.
Benitez (Valjean) is coming!