Thursday, 5 June 2014

MY TOP 10 PREMIER LEAGUE GOALS OF 2013/2014 SEASON

We've come to the end of the season and its time to take stock.

There are many top 10 lists of Premier League Goals of the Season.

I don't find these lists entirely satisfying.

That's why I decided to make my own top 10 list.

                                                                      10
                         BARKLEY'S BLOCKBUSTER
The commentator says Ross Barkley is a combination of Paul Gascoigne and Steven Gerrard.
Take a look and decide for yourself!



9
STERLING LIVES UP TO HIS NAME
Next up is a goal by Raheem Sterling in a titanic game against Man City which was up to that point
the biggest game of the season.

The TITLE DECIDER

Sadly, it didn't turn out that way but the goal is still awesome.


Who does Sterling think he is ?

A 19 year old punk who sends both the Man City & Belgium captain and the England no. 1 the wrong way
and proceeds to roll it into the back of the net. That's who he is!

You won't see many other goals cheekier than this !

8
THE MAN CITY MACHINE


Yaya Toure scores an absolute wonder goal against Aston Villa to seal the title.


7
A DELPH FLICK
This goal by Fabian Delph rarely makes it to other top 10 lists but I had to pick it.
Sheer invention. The run, the dribble and the finish.
Take a look yaself !



This goal won the game against title chasing Chelsea...In the 82nd minute...

How's that for a winner !


6
THE BENTEKE BICYCLE KICK

Big man Benteke delivers big time with a bolt from the blue. 
The claret and blue....






5
SUPER SUAREZ 



This is the season where Suarez won everything except the Premier League.
The double PFA and Football Writer's Player of the Year winner shows the rest of us how its done.

He scores a hat- trick in this match and the other two goals weren't bad either.


4
THE ROONEY ROCKET

Ready, aim, fire!




Rooney does a David Beckham...
                                                            in front of David Beckham !

                                                                  In your face ! 







3
KASAMI KILLS IT

                                        



Kasami does a Marco van Basten better than Marco van Basten himself !

For those who don't know what I am talking about refer to the video below

He sprints from the half way line, chests the ball and strikes the ball in 1 fluid motion into the top corner from

an impossible angle.

You can't even do that on Playstation !





2
WILSHERE'S WALK IN GOAL
I call this the Walk In goal where Wilshere essentially walks the ball in to the opponents' net after playing some ping pong in the penalty box with Giroud.







1
SHELVEY SIZZLER




Shelvey cooks up an absolute sizzler controlling the ball and majestically striking the ball in one looping volley over the keeper from 40 yards. 


The way I describe it - it sounds sooooo difficult and it is !




But Shelvey makes it look oh so easy.







Monday, 4 February 2013

THE FRENCH ARE TOAST OF NEWCASTLE


Breaking News
Newcastle have signed so many French players, that they have decided to unveil their new club logo today. It appears that this move was designed to make their French players feel at home.





















Personally I think that the logo shown below would have been much better but what do I know?



























Nouveau Chateau means New Castle in French.

Manager Alan Pardew has also decided to change his name to Alain Pardou after his players kept mispronouncing his name over and over again.

Anyways, if Newcastle keep on playing champagne football, then good for them!

Until next time,
Au revoir!




Monday, 21 January 2013

LES MISERABLES

Now I know the real reason why Fernando Torres has not been scoring many goals for Chelsea.

He's been taking singing lessons!

For what?

For Les Miserables!

Fernando Torres in Les Miserables


Not convinced? 
Take a look from another angle.

Don't worry dear.
Benitez (Valjean) is coming!



Thursday, 25 October 2012

STEWIE D BEAUTY

Finally the Left Back has shown us what he can do with a beautiful goal against Russians Anzhi Maccaroni (Makachawalaa i mean...).
Meanwhile Daniel Agger tries to score a cheeky goal.
Looks like the referee doesn't have a sense of humour.

Take a look at the highlights of Liverpool's Europa League Match against Anzhi below.


Wednesday, 24 October 2012

GANGNAM STYLE!

Psy's 'Gangnam Style' has taken the world by storm so much so that Crystal Palace cheerleaders have decided to record a video of themselves dancing to hit Korean song.
Take a look at this bizarre East meets West fusion!



Saturday, 29 September 2012

LIVERPOOL VS MAN YOO : POST MATCH REVIEW


A few points about last week’s match against Man Yoo…
(1) The match against Man Utd was about much more than the league. 
(2) The fact is that there were decisions in the match that were skewed in Man Utd's favor. 

On a day all about Justice For The 96, injustice was done to Liverpool in the match. 

(3) What should not be tolerated is the 'fans' who made airplane signals to man Utd fans after the game. They have to be found and criminally prosecuted. Similarly, Manchester United should open criminal prosecution against the fans who chanted against Hillsborough / Heysel 

(4) Liverpool fans at Anfield have to be applauded especially for raising the spirits of Rodgers by chanting his name. 

(5) This season is not a write off for Liverpool Football Club.

For my first blog entry, I want to share a few thoughts on the recent Liverpool – Manchester United game.
As any educated football fan would know, this game was much bigger than any another EPL game. Firstly, it’s the first home game for Liverpool after the Hillsborough Independent Panel exonerated the Liverpool fans of any blame for the disaster that led to 96 lives being perished, all Liverpool fans. Secondly, it’s a game pitting Liverpool and Manchester United, by far the 2 most successful clubs in England and among the biggest clubs in the world. So no, it was not just any another game.

The one theme that I want to touch on for this post is à injustice.

As I mentioned earlier, Liverpool fans were finally exonerated of any blame after 23 long years.
Finally, justice in some form, though the real justice will come when the perpetrators are criminally prosecuted.
So onto the match. It was obvious from the word go that Liverpool players wanted it far more than the Manchester United players. Gerrard was on song, Joe Allen as impressive as ever and Sterling proving he is the jewel in the crown again. Liverpool were passing the ball better, controlling the midfield and even the defensive errors were cut down. 

And then it happened.

The first moment of injustice. What was Halsey thinking? An absolutely ridiculous decision.

Bollocks.

Sorry,I am getting ahead of myself.

My blood has started boiling.

Shelvey gets a great tackle in on Ryan Giggs and recovers instantly to go for the loose ball. Now Johnny Evans and Shelvey both go for the ball and both lunge for it. Both made reckless and possibly dangerous tackles.
But Johnny Evans has something that Shelvey doesn’t.



Acting skills.

Johnny Evans rolls on the ground afterwards, only to recover after red has been shown.
The fact is that only Shelvey was punished when both players should have been treated equally.
Both should have been given a yellow in my opinion. 

Shelvey is rightly pissed and has a few choice words for Fergie on his way to the tunnel.



What a legend!


So screw it. Whatever. Let’s go on. End of the half. Goalless and Liverpool still the better team after the sending off. And they start the second half with a bang. Goal in the first minute and it had to be the skipper. Captain fantastic. Steven Gerrard. Fantastic work by Suso too for the buildup.
And of course, Manchester United equalize within 5 minutes through a fantastic strike by Rafael. What a player he’s going to be. A sure shot for the best right back in the world in a couple of years if he can get over the injury and indiscipline issues.

The second moment of injustice happens after this.
Valencia gets a penalty without any contact. This was just, frankly, embarrassing for Halsey, the referee. Suarez, before that, had a legit penalty appeal turned down despite there being contact by Evans but Halsey turns it down. 
So of course, when Valencia dives, it should have been turned down.

But here the Fergie effect comes into play.

 A day before the match, Fergie says that they never get decisions going their way at Anfield. It was an absolutely pathetic decision that the referee should be ashamed of and when you make a decision like this at 
1-1, you have to make sure that you are absolutely spot on about it.

You could tell by his arms waving after awarding the penalty that he wasn’t sure about it but gave it anyways.
RVP converts to give United the lead at 1 – 2.

The third moment of injustice to Liverpool happens after this. RVP makes a ridiculous tackle on Suso which was very similar to the one that Shelvey gets a red card for. But in this case RVP only gets a yellow. I think a yellow was fair enough, but given that Shelvey got a red, RVP should have gotten a red too.

So that is the story of the match. The injustice shown to Liverpool players and fans by Halsey on a day that was all about Justice for the 96.

So of course, Liverpool fans are pissed.

For me, the ‘fans’ who should be criminally prosecuted are the ones who made the airplanes gesture to the travelling Manchester United fans at Anfield. It is absolutely disgraceful and there should be no place for something like this on a football field. Similarly, Manchester United should open criminal prosecution against the fans who chanted against Hillsborough / Heysel.

Finally, I want to say a couple of things about Brendan Rodgers. I have become a big fan of him, despite our start of the season. He’s fearless. Not afraid of telling underperforming senior players like Enrique and Downing to improve or get out of the team and neither is he afraid of playing youngsters in huge games like Sterling against Manchester City and in subsequent matchers and Suso against Manchester United. I also think the fans at Anfield deserve a huge round of applause for raising Rodgers spirits by chanting “Only one Bendan Rodgers” as a reply to “You are getting sacked in the morning” by the travelling Manchester United supporters. That would have raised his spirits.

Brilliant touch by the Liverpool fans.

So what’s next for Liverpool? Is this season a write off? Absolutely not. I feel that the target for Liverpool from this point onwards for this season should be between 60 – 70 points for the season. 

This might or might not put Liverpool out of contention for a CL position, but by achieving this points tally, the youngsters would have proven that they have not only the skill but the mentality to play for Liverpool at the top level. As Paul Tomkins rightly put it, the season starts now for Liverpool.

It’s not off to a good start in terms of injuries and lack of personnel, but the true test of character is when your backs are up against the wall.



This post is made by guest writer: Akhil Bandhari

Saturday, 22 September 2012

3 STEWART DOWNINGS

Stewart Downing appeared to be everywhere according to a commentator from Irish Channel 3e.

Take a look at the video below.



I don't think Liverpool fans will start singing " There's only one Stewart Downing!" anytime soon.