THE LIVERPOOL SMACKDOWN

In a titanic ping pong battle - Javier Manquillo shows Alberto Moreno and Jose Enrique who's boss 

by breaking the table tennis table !

J ROD IN £60 MILLION MOVE TO R MAD ( R U MAD?)

Real Madrid have signed James Rodriguez from Monaco for £60 million. 

Now considering that Liverpool have just sold Suarez for £75 million to Barca -

we wonder if this is just another game of one upsmanship from Real Madrid. 

Our secret source, Moe from the Simpsons ... can confirm this.

From what we know - it would have been £20 million less were it not for the fact that James came together with his grasshopper.

See below.

Can't see the grasshopper?

There you go...

Now we'll see if Suarez has any comments ...

Nope. I guess that'all folks!

MY TOP 10 PREMIER LEAGUE GOALS OF 2013/2014 SEASON

We've come to the end of the season and its time to take stock.

There are many top 10 lists of Premier League Goals of the Season.

I don't find these lists entirely satisfying.

That's why I decided to make my own top 10 list.

                                                                      10

                         BARKLEY'S BLOCKBUSTER

The commentator says Ross Barkley is a combination of Paul Gascoigne and Steven Gerrard.

Take a look and decide for yourself!

9

STERLING LIVES UP TO HIS NAME

Next up is a goal by Raheem Sterling in a titanic game against Man City which was up to that point

the biggest game of the season.

The TITLE DECIDER

Sadly, it didn't turn out that way but the goal is still awesome.

Who does Sterling think he is ?

A 19 year old punk who sends both the Man City & Belgium captain and the England no. 1 the wrong way

and proceeds to roll it into the back of the net. That's who he is!

You won't see many other goals cheekier than this !

8

THE MAN CITY MACHINE

Yaya Toure scores an absolute wonder goal against Aston Villa to seal the title.

7

A DELPH FLICK

This goal by Fabian Delph rarely makes it to other top 10 lists but I had to pick it.

Sheer invention. The run, the dribble and the finish.

Take a look yaself !

This goal won the game against title chasing Chelsea...In the 82nd minute...

How's that for a winner !

6

THE BENTEKE BICYCLE KICK

Big man Benteke delivers big time with a bolt from the blue. 

The claret and blue....

5

SUPER SUAREZ 

This is the season where Suarez won everything except the Premier League.

The double PFA and Football Writer's Player of the Year winner shows the rest of us how its done.

He scores a hat- trick in this match and the other two goals weren't bad either.

4

THE ROONEY ROCKET

Ready, aim, fire!

Rooney does a David Beckham...

                                                            in front of David Beckham !

                                                                  In your face ! 

3

KASAMI KILLS IT

                                        

Kasami does a Marco van Basten better than Marco van Basten himself !

For those who don't know what I am talking about refer to the video below

He sprints from the half way line, chests the ball and strikes the ball in 1 fluid motion into the top corner from

an impossible angle.

You can't even do that on Playstation !

2

WILSHERE'S WALK IN GOAL

I call this the Walk In goal where Wilshere essentially walks the ball in to the opponents' net after playing some ping pong in the penalty box with Giroud.

1

SHELVEY SIZZLER

Shelvey cooks up an absolute sizzler controlling the ball and majestically striking the ball in one looping volley over the keeper from 40 yards. 

The way I describe it - it sounds sooooo difficult and it is !

But Shelvey makes it look oh so easy.

THE FRENCH ARE TOAST OF NEWCASTLE

Breaking News

Newcastle have signed so many French players, that they have decided to unveil their new club logo today. It appears that this move was designed to make their French players feel at home.

Personally I think that the logo shown below would have been much better but what do I know?

Nouveau Chateau means New Castle in French.

Manager Alan Pardew has also decided to change his name to Alain Pardou after his players kept mispronouncing his name over and over again.

Anyways, if Newcastle keep on playing champagne football, then good for them!

Until next time,

Au revoir!

LES MISERABLES

Now I know the real reason why Fernando Torres has not been scoring many goals for Chelsea.

He's been taking singing lessons!

For what?

For Les Miserables!

Fernando Torres in Les Miserables

Not convinced? 

Take a look from another angle.

Don't worry dear.
Benitez (Valjean) is coming!

STEWIE D BEAUTY

Finally the Left Back has shown us what he can do with a beautiful goal against Russians Anzhi Maccaroni (Makachawalaa i mean...).
Meanwhile Daniel Agger tries to score a cheeky goal.
Looks like the referee doesn't have a sense of humour.

Take a look at the highlights of Liverpool's Europa League Match against Anzhi below.

GANGNAM STYLE!

Psy's 'Gangnam Style' has taken the world by storm so much so that Crystal Palace cheerleaders have decided to record a video of themselves dancing to hit Korean song.
Take a look at this bizarre East meets West fusion!